Saturday, February 14, 2009

Saddest Male Models, Spring/Summer 2009

Great! I can't believe anyone made clothes (I use use the term loosely) like these, even if it's just for a runway show. What a waste of money!! I feel really sorry for these guys. I'm only posting a few of the photos. For the rest of them, go here.








(You've got to go to the site to view the back of this one. It's hilarious...and awful!)

A couple other hilarious ones are named : The “Daddy, My Shiwt’s Too Showt” and The “Just A Typical Thursday.”

Fabulous Valentine's gifts!

Just kidding!

In case you're still looking for a Valentine's gift, your "friends" at 99 cents only (never heard of it) have some great gifts for you!

Don't you just love 99 cent underwear and perfume? The underwear are supposedly a famous brand that they can't advertise. Sure they are. Also, there's no limit on the 99 cent furry handcuffs. Just in case you need to get a lot of them for different people. (Yikes!)

The "bad choice" side includes a 99 cent pregnancy test. Really?!



Original post here.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Recipes

I had some requests to post a few recipes from last night. They're nothing fancy, but they're both delicious. Sorry for the lack of pictures. I didn't take any last night.


Party Pizzas

1 lb. roll - hot sausage
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. oregano
1 tsp. Worcestershire (I usually double this)
1 lb. Velveeta, cubed (I use light Velveeta)
1 T. ketchup (optional)
loaf of party rye bread (or you can substitute thin white sandwich bread, cut into small pieces)

1. Brown the meat. Do NOT drain! (Yes, I know it's bad, but you need the grease.)
2. Stir in all the ingredients excepting bread (duh) until the cheese is melted.
3. Spoon the mixture onto the bread.
4. Back at 400 degrees for 5-10 minutes, or until lightly brown on top.




Vodka Slush


7 cups water
2 cups sugar (I use 1 c. sugar and 1 c. Splenda)
4 tea bags (The recipes calls for black tea bags, but you can use regular.)
2 cups water (hot)
1 (12 oz.) can frozen orange juice
1 (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade
2 cups vodka
Sprite/7-Up

1. Place tea bags in 2 cups hot water. Stir until cool.
2. Add vodka.
3. Add in all other liquids excepting Sprite.
4. Freeze at least 24 hours.

Place 2 scoops in glass with Sprite. Yum!